a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-
me:
me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”
I have no impulse control
no one:
fish in grocery stores:
How is it that tumblr users can make playlists that are like “playlist of just 70’s showtunes covered by mongolian throatsingers” and the first song is still halsey
(Source: namek)
“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
Ain’t my fault that I’m out here makin’ news
I’m the pudding in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
Jazmine Sullivan - let it burn
me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke
(Source: veryfunnymemes)
(Source: thatfunnymeme)
it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent
